Fuck me in the goat ass!!!
Oh my fucking god. I just had a good 1000 words ready for my next diary entry, and while fucking with the keyboard, I ERASED IT!!! fuCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!! I am such a friggin moron. It was really good shit too. Lets see if we can re-create the masterpiece, but first I have to go smoke some crack and calm down here. Surprise! I'm totally pissed off. Who would have guessed.