Fuck Taco Man

2004-11-19 2:13 p.m. - previous / next

Today I recieved a rather odd email. At first I thought it was spam, but I soon realized that it was loads of fun, just waiting to happen. Nothing like making enemies in cyber space. The email went something like this:

-----Original Message-----
From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Thursday, November 18, 2004 7:44 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: owen you dont remember me.....

dear owen,

u r a damn bitch!!u cant dis taco man like that!!!rot in hell u mother fucker!!!!

Yes, that is the actual email address from which I recieved this retarded rant. Be sure to flood his email box with those stupid ass forwarded chain letters and use it to sign up for porno newsletters. Bear in mind that I have NO FUCKING CLUE who this chode or "Taco Man" is. All I can tell from this email is that the author probably has severe brain damage. Here is the response I sent back to this dillhole:

To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: owen you dont remember me.....

Dear Taco Lover,
I am afraid that you are going to have to take your dirty diseased taco and shove it up your ass until you are coughing on hamburger. You may want to learn how to spell properly before you try to diss someone you illiterate asshole. Send me a picture of your and Taco Man's gay asses so I can spray my hot man juice all over it. I will send it back to you so you can lick my semen off of it. I hear taco man loves to dip his dong in sweaty goat ass all day. You animal fuckers really disgust me. I bet you cut holes in the side of dead squrriels and fuck the oozing, rotting maggot-filled carcasses. Man, you and Taco Man are some sick sons of bitches. I fucking hate you and I will make sure to spit on your transvestite dad next time I see him hooking in the Tenderloin. He really digs that shit. He usually charges 5 bucks to let you drive a broken beer bottle in and out of his ass. That ass fucker will do just about anything for heroin. Just like Taco Man will do anything for somebody to fire rotten ass juice into his hungry mouth.
Fuck you (and Taco Man)
Owen "kicks your ass and makes fun of your mom" Ray

Taco Man is Bryan Boytano's secret gay ass pipe lover.
Fuck you. Again.

I had to do it. It felt good. It was funny. That is what I call productive.

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