Cool layout = getting laid? Uhh, no.

So, do you love the new layout so much that you want to throw me on the floor and make sweet love to me? I didn't not think so, but it is still pretty cool, even if it does not cause millions of women come to my door begging for sex. However, once I post as few pictures of myself, I am sure that story will change. Prepare for some deep dicking, diaryland!

By the way, if you don't like it; you guessed it, you can EAT MY ASS! Just kidding, I am not into that until I have had a few drinks.